Acting like a native

I bought some rollerblades or 'inline skates' yesterday so I fit in like a native. From now on I will be 'skating' to work with a double tall, half-fat, soy vanilla latte in one hand and my 'cell phone' in the other while I stick my ipod in my ears (I find the shuffle just about stays in if you push hard enough).

Everyone will think I have lived here for years.